Heard in the hallways

Sarah Krull, Rooster Reporter

Everyone has heard some really weird things walking around the halls of Reagan, and most wish they would have written those things down.  We did.

  • “You can’t leave the socks behind.  They’re the only reason why I’m here.”
  • “Just split the coconut and be done with it.”
  • “You’re not my mama.”
  • “I’m diddly dang done with you and your stupid requests.”
  • “If she forgets the diaper bag, I’m screwed.”
  • “So my cat died today.”
  • “Slipping on banana peels is a real problem, and I think I should bring attention to it.”
  • “You are single-handedly the biggest stressor in my life right now and I would like it if you went away.”
  • “So I’m going to run up to him and kick him in the throat.  That’s the plan.”
  • “Sam Pucket is my mom.”
  • “Just because I’m Indian doesn’t mean I can’t have a boyfriend!”
  • “Even a blind squirrel can find a nut in the woods sometimes.”
  • “Can you euthanize a turtle?”
  • “Just shove him out the window and sing Whitney Houston.”
  • “Hold up, where’s Mexico?”
  • “I should shave my head and speak fluent Chinese.”
  • “Yo guys, I passed out today.  It was lit.”
  • “What is lasagna?”
  • “I like putting goat milk on my lips.”
  • “No, the eggshells are still in my backpack.”
  • “Fresh meat!” *bites a freshman*
  • “That kid is in ISS.”
    “That kid is in ISIS?”
  • “Fanta was created by the Nazis.”
  • “Trump is actually Mexican.”
  • “My grandma doesn’t tell me anything because she’s dead.”
  • “If we don’t win this game I’m going to jump off the bus.  Remember to tuck and roll, ladies.”
  • “Shoelaces are a good replacement for floss.”
  • “My dog’s tail fell off yesterday.”
  • “I’m a little bit taller than fun-size but not tall enough to reach my cabinet.”
  • “I can understand it if you eat glass once a month, but not every week!”
  • “I can’t spell ‘independent’ without the Macklemore song.”
  • “Trust me, I should know.  I watch ‘Dancing with the Stars.’”
  • “At the club, they call me the ‘Ramen King.’”
  • “President Johnson was hot.”
  • “I was either reading ‘Harry Potter’ or ‘Pride and Prejudice’ fanfiction.”